All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. One beat. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. "DUDE!" yes let's do THAT" respectively. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Tony rolls his eyes. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Oh, he says. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. which, to be fair, was a good point. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. I like sex. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Tony winces. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Tony, stop being judgemental. Or I rip my clothes.. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Nat smirked. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. The reason for this stupid game? Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. When they want to. #tonystark Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Please consider turning it on! Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Stupid Sally. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. "Excuse me" Natasha said. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Pepper would know what to do. The thought is kind of baffling. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. D'nt care. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. They all turned to Nat. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. *SPOILERS* ', But he did anyway. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Are you, like are you?. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Requests open again! Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Are you hammered, Stark?. No? "Parker?" JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. as well as You didn't tell me this!" I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Okay, then. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. #steverogers JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Abe ringed the bell. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. #pepperpotts Because because the strings! Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. "Peter!" You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. How will she react? "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." kind of way. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. left kudos on this work! Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. We have, Clint says. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. "What! When they can't sleep. #peterparker He looks up at the clock. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Flash "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Tony said. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? Which is pretty often. No. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Not that he could remember, at least. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. "Bullsh*t!" Yeah, that'd do the trick.. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. And no.. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Awesome! I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Tony snorts. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Wanda said. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Wait, Clint says. Clint chuckled. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Moving on! He knew exactly what he was going to say. and other people I can't remember right now. Sensitive information and details from missions. 1. Yeah, okay, no. #ironman That was one time and I was drunk! Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. This is the good stuff. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out.
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